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Total Medals Earned: 14,397 (From 1,665 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 337,195 Points

Elephant

Medals Earned: 4/4 (25/25 points)

True Story Bro 5 Points

Watch the beginning of the story

End 10 Points

Complete the game

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Elf Story

Medals Earned: 14/44 (140/500 points)

Arrow Death 5 Points

You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!

Baseball Bat 5 Points

You found the baseball bat!

Extra Kupo 5 Points

You've earned extra kupo!

Fanboy 5 Points

You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!

Got Battle Dagger 5 Points

The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!

Got Wooden Sword 5 Points

The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!

Halfsies 5 Points

You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!

Impalation 5 Points

You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!

Start 5 Points

Start the game... press the play button.

Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points

Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!

Goober 10 Points

You found the Goober action figurine!

Controller 25 Points

You found the video game controller!

Knife 25 Points

You found the knife!

Shrunken Head 25 Points

You found the magical shrunken head!

Arrow To The Neck 5 Points

Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.

Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points

Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.

Giant Fist 5 Points

You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.

Got Bombs 5 Points

You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!

Got Soul Bangle 5 Points

You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!

Got Steel Sword 5 Points

You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!

Skull 5 Points

You found the hidden skull!

Beatdown 10 Points

You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...

Blue Flames 10 Points

You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.

Bombed 10 Points

You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!

Dagger To La Face 10 Points

You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!

Dead Bird 10 Points

You found the dead blue bird!

Electrocuted 10 Points

You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!

Face Knifed 10 Points

You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.

Fatal Error 10 Points

You found the only way to die in scene 1!

Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points

You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!

Gobblo Wood Kill 10 Points

You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!

No Defense 10 Points

You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...

Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points

Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.

Rock Death 10 Points

You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!

Spin Attack 10 Points

You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.

Spinning Destruction 10 Points

You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!

Squished 10 Points

The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"

Stabbered 10 Points

The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!

Weak Defense 10 Points

Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....

Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points

Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.

You Should Block 10 Points

Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....

Poop 25 Points

You found bird poop! Yay!

Game Won 50 Points

You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!

Ogre Destroyed 50 Points

You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Elmer's Cheeseburger Hat

Medals Earned: 4/4 (35/35 points)

Oh, Crap 5 Points

It appears you're dead.

Mwuhahaha! 10 Points

Are you upset?

No Hug for You! 10 Points

But CuddleBear just wanted a hug...

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Elusionary

Medals Earned: 12/12 (165/165 points)

Healthy 5 Points

Complete a new stage without taking damage (must be past The City).

Loads Of Money 5 Points

Collect 30 Cash Drops

Sidestep 5 Points

Dodge 500 spikes.

Training 5 Points

Complete 5 stages that aren't new.

Winning 5 Points

Complete the game on Normal

All The Things 10 Points

Purchase every permanent item.

Can't Crush This 10 Points

Dodge 500 spikes in a row.

Elusionary 10 Points

Complete the game on Hard.

Evasive 10 Points

Dodge 1,500 spikes.

Elusive 25 Points

Dodge 4,000 spikes.

Extensive 25 Points

Complete the game with an Extension.

Overdrive 50 Points

Get all stat upgrades to 8.

Emergence

Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Emma: Zombie Defense!

Medals Earned: 5/5 (205/205 points)

Nope! 5 Points

Attack an electric zombie with Buttons

Feed Buttons 25 Points

Kill 100 zombies with Buttons the dog

Shocker 25 Points

Beat wave 10

Slaughter 50 Points

Beat wave 25

Last Stand 100 Points

Get to wave 50

Empire Business

Medals Earned: 11/11 (160/160 points)

Banking It 5 Points

Unlock the Bank.

Breaking a Thousand 5 Points

Earn $1,000.

Come to Me 5 Points

Unlock the Strong Magnet.

Open Up! 5 Points

Unlock the Cash Box.

Generator 10 Points

Make money just by sitting there.

Lots of Cheddar 10 Points

Earn $10,000.

So You're Saying There's a Chance... 10 Points

Earn way more money than the minted value of the coins.

Virtual Money 10 Points

Let your bank do all the work.

Millionaire 25 Points

Earn $1,000,000.

Time for Expansion 25 Points

Buy the final upgrade.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

endeavor

Medals Earned: 12/12 (115/115 points)

Endeavor 5 Points

Fall to the world below.

Glutton 5 Points

Collect 10 endurance fruits.

Infamous 5 Points

Kill 5 creatures.

Smell the Roses 5 Points

Touch 100 flowers.

Antibiotic 10 Points

Kill 20 creatures.

Florist 10 Points

Touch 300 flowers.

Only the Strongest 10 Points

Max out your endurance bar.

Overachiever 10 Points

Collect 11 gems.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

English Pub Pool

Medals Earned: 6/20 (45/500 points)

3 in one shot 5 Points

Pot 3 balls in one shot - try hitting the break with full top spin!

Good Break 5 Points

Make a break of 5 balls. Hint: Easy to do in the Random Potting Challenge.

Single Ball Pots Bronze 5 Points

Win the Bronze Trophy in the Single Ball Pots Challenge.

Big Break 10 Points

Make a break of 10.

Top 10 Player 10 Points

Win tournaments and get a ranking in the top 10.

Won Tournament 10 Points

Win a tournament, either 8-ball or straight pool mode.

Doubles Bronze 5 Points

Win the Bronze Trophy in the Doubles Challenge.

Snookers Bronze 5 Points

Win the Bronze Trophy in the Snookers Challenge.

3-Ball Silver 10 Points

In the 3-Ball Challenge mode, win the Silver Trophy by potting 30.

Fluke Black 10 Points

In an 8-ball match, fluke the black ball off the break! Note: this is a void break, but pretty cool.

Huge Break 25 Points

Make a break of 15.

Random Clear-Up Gold 25 Points

Win the Gold Trophy in the Random Clear-Up Time Attack!

Seven Ball CPU 25 Points

In an 8-ball match, win a frame and leave a medium level CPU with all 7 of their balls still on the table.

Straight Pool White Wash 25 Points

White wash a medium or better CPU player in a straight pool match. E.g. win 15-0!

Top 5 Player 25 Points

Win tournaments and get a ranking in the top 5 players.

Clear-Up Off Break 50 Points

In an 8-ball match, pot all of your balls and the black without your opponent having a shot!

Legendary Break 50 Points

Make a break of 30!

Random Clear-Up Perfect 50 Points

Clear the table without missing a ball in the Random Clear-Up Time Attack.

Random Potting Gold 50 Points

In the Random Potting Challenge, win the Gold Trophy by potting 50 balls!

Rank Number 1 Player 100 Points

Win tournaments and become rank #1!

Enough Plumbers

Medals Earned: 4/4 (185/185 points)

Easy Way Out 10 Points

Finish level 19 the easy? way!

Pacifist 25 Points

Finish level 6 without harming a single foe!

King Krusher 50 Points

Finished the game!

Survivalist 100 Points

Don't lose a single plumber on level 8.